My Sincerest Apologies
Could you please hire Walt Simonson to handle Thor? Because it's obvious you fools have no right in even addressing Thor, let alone writing him.
Anonymous

kurtbusiek:

brevoortformspring:

Sounds like this might be the book you’re looking for then:

https://www.facebook.com/waltersimonsonsragnarok

One wonders how the extremist end of the Thor-fan spectrum would react if a modern Thor writer:

1. Gave Thor’s power to someone new that they’d never heard of.

2. Turned Thor into a frog.

3. Had Thor repeatedly enchanted and dominated by a heretofore unseen little sister of a Thor villain.

4. Had Thor defend himself against “deadly spears” made of ordinary materials by human hands.

5. Had the heroes of Valhalla amazed by the power of automatic weapons and secure themselves a bunch of them, later using them to great effect against foes they’d have been overwhelmed by otherwise.

And more, of course. It’s classic, masterful stuff, but I suspect much of it, if it happened today, would be greeted with charges of disrespecting the character and hating the fans.

huffingtonpost:

CHRIS PRATT HAS THE BEST RESPONSE TO OUR CULTURE’S OBSESSION WITH WEIGHT LOSS

In case you haven’t heard — and at this point in the media blitz, it’s hard to imagine you haven’t — Chris Pratt lost quite a bit of weight to play the chiseled-abbed superhero Star-Lord in “Guardians Of The Galaxy.”

See the full hilarious interview that details Pratt’s strict weight regimen here. 

You are not a complicated little snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all a part of the same compost pile.
Anonymous

funslayer:

paintraincomic:

Then scooch a little closer to me and let’s decay ~together~

Way to quote “Fight Club”, coward.

And, let’s be honest, in what universe is a snowflake more complex and unique than semi-randomly generated organic matter? Fuck snowflakes, I’m a Mike.

freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

Once a wasp flew into a soda can I was drinking from. I put the can top down on the ground, and stomped it flat. Goddam wasps.

freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

Once a wasp flew into a soda can I was drinking from. I put the can top down on the ground, and stomped it flat. Goddam wasps.

zombiesrungame:


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We created Zombies, Run! to make running more exciting. Running is great, but it’s not the only way to keep fit. Bodyweight exercises like push-ups, jumping jacks, and squats are also essential for improving your health.

Except, like running, they can be super boring. Even the 7…

sxyblkmn:

Forever Reblog

funslayer:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Ron Funches (x)

Oh man. Do I understand that argument with my son.

retrogasm:

Andy Taylor said that…

retrogasm:

Andy Taylor said that…

brendenfletcher:

Orders for October comics are due in at your local comic book shop! That means time is quickly running out to guarantee you’re able to get your own copies of BATGIRL #35 and GOTHAM ACADEMY #1.
To be sure you don’t miss out, bring the above codes in to your retailer when you head in to pick up your new books today. It’s super important to get those orders in immediately. If your shop doesn’t know you want these books, they won’t order them. And if they don’t order them, THEY DON’T ORDER THEM!
jk ;)
But seriously, get your orders in today, guys. Thank you SO much for all the incredible enthusiasm and support you’ve shown for these books. We’re so appreciative of all you’ve done so far to spread the word. Keep it up and we promise not to disappoint! 
<3 TEAMS BATGIRL & GOTHAM ACADEMY

brendenfletcher:

Orders for October comics are due in at your local comic book shop! That means time is quickly running out to guarantee you’re able to get your own copies of BATGIRL #35 and GOTHAM ACADEMY #1.

To be sure you don’t miss out, bring the above codes in to your retailer when you head in to pick up your new books today. It’s super important to get those orders in immediately. If your shop doesn’t know you want these books, they won’t order them. And if they don’t order them, THEY DON’T ORDER THEM!

jk ;)

But seriously, get your orders in today, guys. Thank you SO much for all the incredible enthusiasm and support you’ve shown for these books. We’re so appreciative of all you’ve done so far to spread the word. Keep it up and we promise not to disappoint! 

<3 TEAMS BATGIRL & GOTHAM ACADEMY