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DEAL WITH IT!!!
My morning laugh.
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)
This is so important!
mini bow and arrow!
Anyone else see this and think that Clint’s purchases are closely monitored, so he doesn’t make this and annoy everyone with them.
It had to be done.
"Barton bought dental floss today," Sitwell said without prelude, helping himself to the seat across from Coulson in the mess hall.
For a moment, Jasper just stared, clearly hoping for some backup in this situation.
Coulson shrugged and reached for his coffee. “I don’t see how this is a problem. Flossing in conjunction with brushing reduces gingivitis, which can cause - ”
"Let me stop you right there," Sitwell interrupted impatiently. "He bought q-tips last week."
"If you’re concerned about further loss of hearing, I assure you Agent Barton knows not to insert - "
Sitwell huffed. “You’re being difficult. You know what I’m talking about, Phil. You know.”
Again, Coulson shrugged. “I think he uses them to clean the scope of his rifle. He still uses a rifle sometimes, Jasper. SHIELD regulation won’t let him switch to a single paleolithic weapon.”
Sitwell just stared. “Phil, there are popsicles in the mess. He has access to every component of - “
As if to prove Sitwell correct in the face of Coulson’s utter lack of concern, the blunt, cotton-twisted end of a q-tip sailed from nowhere and thumped into his temple at hilariously mild velocity.
Sitwell narrowed his eyes at Coulson. “You were in on this.”
"Jasper, I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
"I hate you both."
By Christoph Scheuermann, writing at Spiegel Online.
On a Monday in January of 2003, Katharine Gun received an email that worried her. Gun, a 28-year-old linguist and analyst with the British intelligence service, was a calm, thoughtful woman. The message, which was classified “top secret” and came from a department head of an American intelligence service, informed a British counterparts that, “as you all probably know by now,” a joint eavesdropping operation was being planned against United Nations delegations. Gun couldn’t believe her eyes.
At the time, the UN was in the midst of a debate about a possible invasion of Iraq. The fateful appearance of the US Secretary of State Colin Powell before the UN Security Council, in which Powell would attempt to secure allies for an attack on Baghdad, was to take place in five days. Gun, like many of her fellow Britons, was opposed to a war and considered what she should do about the email. By targeting UN diplomats with their espionage, weren’t the United States and Great Britain trying to forcibly bring about a war? Were they trying to determine diplomats’ feeling about a conflict? Was it legal?
After hesitating for two days, Gun forwarded the email to an acquaintance with contacts in the media. Four weeks later, the email was printed on the cover page of the Observer.
After finding out that Wil Wheaton checks out what search terms lead to his site, I propose that people enter the following terms into Google instead of following a link if they want to see his site:
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Is it true Wil Wheaton wrote The Story of O?
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It is my contention that any loss in efficiency is more than made up for in hilarity.